{"id":3797,"date":"2014-12-14T20:44:08","date_gmt":"2014-12-14T20:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=3797"},"modified":"2014-12-14T20:44:08","modified_gmt":"2014-12-14T20:44:08","slug":"return-muppets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/12\/return-muppets\/","title":{"rendered":"The Return Of The Muppets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a while in hiding, all the muppet&#8217;s were back together for the home coming of the Shez_Jackson Experience. Great, i thought, plenty of lulz ahead, although as it turned out, it was just like watching a recorded show from months ago.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The three stooges were back on troll duty as usual:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3798\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-1.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 1\" width=\"372\" height=\"611\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Still as dumb as \u00a0ever:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-6.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3799\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-6.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 6\" width=\"365\" height=\"577\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Still paranoid lol:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-23.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3800\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-23.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 23\" width=\"345\" height=\"469\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-28.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3802\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-28.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 28\" width=\"358\" height=\"209\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The ass kissing between them is as embarrassing as ever:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-12.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3803\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-12.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 12\" width=\"355\" height=\"564\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-15.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3804\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-15.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 15\" width=\"336\" height=\"165\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-25.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3805\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-25.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 25\" width=\"338\" height=\"245\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-29.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3806\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-29.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 29\" width=\"350\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-35.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3807\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-35.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 35\" width=\"252\" height=\"122\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don&#8217;t forget the delusion, the muppets still have it in bucket loads:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-16.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3808\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-16.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 16\" width=\"339\" height=\"129\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">lol, can you imagine the people of Colorado trying to understand his Geordie accent?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-30.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3809\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-30.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 30\" width=\"351\" height=\"113\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">John decides to become Shez&#8217;s spokesman, let&#8217;s just see how much love was shown for the great entertainer:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-31.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3810\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-31-620x278.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 31\" width=\"620\" height=\"278\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yep, huge support, even RealmanPwns and a Country music cast is more popular. Notice the 31 viewers, lets move up the bar and see how many FoxmanShawn has:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-33.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3811\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-33-620x98.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 33\" width=\"620\" height=\"98\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">123&#8230; you certainly are the showman Shez \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There was also some trolling for Dicky:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-34.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3812\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-34.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 34\" width=\"258\" height=\"255\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He didn&#8217;t even pick up on that lol<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-37.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3813\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-37.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 37\" width=\"257\" height=\"321\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-38.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3814\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-38.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 38\" width=\"255\" height=\"159\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Notice how he just mentions Yorkshire, not Rotherham lol. Hey Redskinz, you can have his address and phone number if you want to contact him?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All in all, it was pretty much 4 hours of utter shite, with two strange moments.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">1- What the fuck are these Shez?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3815\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/shez-jackson-is-back-3-620x379.png\" alt=\"shez jackson is back 3\" width=\"620\" height=\"379\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">and this, this is just&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:450px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:77.777777777778%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_1473596669\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/media\/Shez%20making%20a%20racket.webm\" type='video\/webm; codecs=\"vp8, vorbis\"' \/>\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hopefully next week&#8217;s cast will be a bit more entertaining, because to be honest, it was dull and in desperate need of some laughs or drama.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a while in hiding, all the muppet&#8217;s were back together for the home coming of the Shez_Jackson Experience. Great, i thought, plenty of lulz ahead, although as it turned out, it was just like watching a recorded show from months ago. The three stooges were back on troll duty as usual: Still as dumb&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3798,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[130,1098,762,1759,20,771,1751],"class_list":["post-3797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-boring","tag-dull","tag-shahzad-ahmed","tag-shez_jackson","tag-uk-invasion","tag-uk-muppets","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3797\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}