{"id":4085,"date":"2014-12-28T17:27:19","date_gmt":"2014-12-28T17:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4085"},"modified":"2016-11-13T22:01:55","modified_gmt":"2016-11-13T22:01:55","slug":"shez-enough-ryans-obsession-beastiallity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/12\/shez-enough-ryans-obsession-beastiallity\/","title":{"rendered":"Shez Has Had Enough Of Ryan&#8217;s Obsession With Beastiallity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since the break up of his relationship with the very young Toni, he seems to have resorted to fantasising about sex with dogs all the time.<\/p>\n<p>As perverted as this is, the Muppets have tolerated it so far as their hatred for me has completely over ridden any rational thoughts.<\/p>\n<p>But no more! Ryan was warned as soon as he entered not to start with his filth, but we all know Ryan, perverted, lonely and retarded, so what does he go and do&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/ryan-in-shezzys.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4086 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/ryan-in-shezzys.png\" alt=\"ryan in shezzy's\" width=\"287\" height=\"594\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s noticeable how little Shez trusts him these days, John, Tom, Dicky have all been made Mods, while the poor little freak is seen as nothing more than a viewer \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since the break up of his relationship with the very young Toni, he seems to have resorted to fantasising about sex with dogs all the time. As perverted as this is, the Muppets have tolerated it so far as their hatred for me has completely over ridden any rational thoughts. But no more! Ryan&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4086,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,55,384,56,622,1146,1751],"class_list":["post-4085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cka_ryan","tag-dover","tag-pervert","tag-ryan-carr","tag-shez-jackson","tag-toni","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4085\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}