{"id":4088,"date":"2014-12-28T17:36:49","date_gmt":"2014-12-28T17:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4088"},"modified":"2016-11-13T22:01:18","modified_gmt":"2016-11-13T22:01:18","slug":"bubbles-95-men-need-not-apply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/12\/bubbles-95-men-need-not-apply\/","title":{"rendered":"Bubbles: 95% Of Men Need Not Apply"},"content":{"rendered":"

Within minutes of her flicking the ‘on’ button, she’s a cert for number one spot, mainly down to guy’s desperate to get in her knickers.<\/p>\n

Sorry guy’s, but adding an inch to your penis isn’t going to impress this needy chic:<\/p>\n

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Within minutes of her flicking the ‘on’ button, she’s a cert for number one spot, mainly down to guy’s desperate to get in her knickers. Sorry guy’s, but adding an inch to your penis isn’t going to impress this needy chic:  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4089,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1147,1148,583,1149,208,1751],"class_list":["post-4088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bubbles","tag-dildo","tag-hot","tag-ireland","tag-sexy","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4088\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}