{"id":4091,"date":"2014-12-28T17:42:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-28T17:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4091"},"modified":"2016-11-13T21:59:55","modified_gmt":"2016-11-13T21:59:55","slug":"vals-age-catching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/12\/vals-age-catching\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Val&#8217;s Age Catching Up With Her?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Along with grey hair, it one of those things we all dread but know we will all face as we enter our &#8216;golden&#8217; years. We are talking of course, about our sight fading and ending up blind as a bat:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Val-Crackheadkim1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4092 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Val-Crackheadkim1-620x334.png\" alt=\"Val = Crackheadkim1\" width=\"620\" height=\"334\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Either her eyes are failing, or she was high as a kite?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Along with grey hair, it one of those things we all dread but know we will all face as we enter our &#8216;golden&#8217; years. We are talking of course, about our sight fading and ending up blind as a bat: &nbsp; Either her eyes are failing, or she was high as a kite?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4092,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1150,7,4,822,1751],"class_list":["post-4091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blind","tag-calival","tag-crackheadkimmy","tag-stoned","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4091\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}