{"id":4097,"date":"2014-12-28T18:17:52","date_gmt":"2014-12-28T18:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4097"},"modified":"2016-11-13T21:58:33","modified_gmt":"2016-11-13T21:58:33","slug":"cka_ryan-im-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/12\/cka_ryan-im-dumb\/","title":{"rendered":"CKA_Ryan: I&#8217;m Dumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At long last, he&#8217;s finally started to admit what we have known all along, that he has the intelligence of a tin of soup.<\/p>\n<p>Here he is, trying to get Tom to debate with him about the World&#8217;s debt. You can sense Tom is just thinking &#8216;get me away from this tit&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-9.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4098 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-9.png\" alt=\"enemy_within cast 2-9\" width=\"259\" height=\"512\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-10.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4099 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-10.png\" alt=\"enemy_within cast 2-10\" width=\"247\" height=\"443\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So after realising that he has no idea what he is talking about, he tries to claim he&#8217;s just useless at maths. Hmm..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4100 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-1.png\" alt=\"enemy_within cast 2-1\" width=\"264\" height=\"113\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What a gorp! But wait, it&#8217;s not only maths and logging in he struggles with:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shez-cast-number-2-17.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4101 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shez-cast-number-2-17-620x201.png\" alt=\"Shez cast number 2 -17\" width=\"620\" height=\"201\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Despite everyone telling him that Shez is live and ok, dumbo refuses to accept it<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shez-cast-number-2-18.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4102 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shez-cast-number-2-18-620x221.png\" alt=\"Shez cast number 2 -18\" width=\"620\" height=\"221\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Still believing that Shez isn&#8217;t live and they are all lying to him, he throws a tantrum and leaves<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shez-cast-number-2-19.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4103 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shez-cast-number-2-19.png\" alt=\"Shez cast number 2 -19\" width=\"266\" height=\"262\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So yeah, we agree Ryan, you&#8217;re dumb!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oops, what am i saying, he wont see any of this, because he doesn&#8217;t visit this blog&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4104 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-2.png\" alt=\"enemy_within cast 2-2\" width=\"354\" height=\"415\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4105 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/enemy_within-cast-2-3.png\" alt=\"enemy_within cast 2-3\" width=\"338\" height=\"353\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Yoona-Mocks-Your-Sad-Tears-As-She-Smirks.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4106 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Yoona-Mocks-Your-Sad-Tears-As-She-Smirks.gif\" alt=\"Yoona-Mocks-Your-Sad-Tears-As-She-Smirks\" width=\"500\" height=\"260\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At long last, he&#8217;s finally started to admit what we have known all along, that he has the intelligence of a tin of soup. Here he is, trying to get Tom to debate with him about the World&#8217;s debt. You can sense Tom is just thinking &#8216;get me away from this tit&#8217; So after realising&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4098,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[127,28,257,55,1152,304,56,105,1751],"class_list":["post-4097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-butthurt","tag-cka_ryan","tag-crybaby","tag-dover","tag-dumb","tag-liar","tag-ryan-carr","tag-thick","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4097\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}