{"id":4159,"date":"2015-01-06T11:07:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T11:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4159"},"modified":"2015-01-06T11:07:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T11:07:00","slug":"miracle-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/01\/miracle-moron\/","title":{"rendered":"A Miracle Or A Moron?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve read this over and over again, and i&#8217;m still stumped as to what the hell IamSonChild196 is talking about here?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4161\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-1.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild std 1\" width=\"361\" height=\"328\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ok, so she&#8217;s got an STD due to her Husband sleeping with a prostitute. Then it just gets more and more weird by the minute lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4162\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-2.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild std 2\" width=\"361\" height=\"384\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What costs \u00a35 a minute? What is \u00a32,500? Is that what the prostitute charges, or that how much doctors would charge to find her brain?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4163\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-3.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild std 3\" width=\"338\" height=\"395\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hmm, let me try and get this straight. SonChild&#8217;s Husband&#8217;s been paying one single hooker \u00a35 per minute, and was sleeping with her from 9am -5pm, and the bill is \u00a32,500?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4164\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-4.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild std 4\" width=\"355\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You&#8217;d be better off researching what kind of Viagra your hubby is taking to be having sex non stop for 8 hours in my opinion.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4165\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-5.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild std 5\" width=\"343\" height=\"168\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-6.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4166\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-6.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild std 6\" width=\"352\" height=\"204\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">STOP!!! Wait, if you two haven&#8217;t had sex for 13 years, you have either had one repugnant vagina all this time, or it&#8217;s a miracle.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">By now my head was hurting, so i decided to ask her which was it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-7.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4167\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-7.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild std 7\" width=\"354\" height=\"385\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">13 years of an STD, i would imagine a 2 week camping trip to Syria would be less problematic.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-8.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4168\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-8.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild std 8\" width=\"351\" height=\"268\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-9.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4169\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/iamsonschild-std-9.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild std 9\" width=\"338\" height=\"80\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/52486407_broadmoorhospitalsign.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4170\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/52486407_broadmoorhospitalsign.jpg\" alt=\"_52486407_broadmoorhospitalsign\" width=\"466\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/52486407_broadmoorhospitalsign.jpg 466w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/52486407_broadmoorhospitalsign-420x270.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 466px) 100vw, 466px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve read this over and over again, and i&#8217;m still stumped as to what the hell IamSonChild196 is talking about here? Ok, so she&#8217;s got an STD due to her Husband sleeping with a prostitute. Then it just gets more and more weird by the minute lol. What costs \u00a35 a minute? What is \u00a32,500?&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4161,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1173,370,1171,1170,1172,1751],"class_list":["post-4159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-iamsonchild196","tag-nutter","tag-prostitute","tag-std","tag-syphilis","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4159\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}