{"id":4324,"date":"2015-01-28T12:17:43","date_gmt":"2015-01-28T12:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4324"},"modified":"2015-11-14T21:36:40","modified_gmt":"2015-11-14T21:36:40","slug":"rosanna-reveals-uk-invasions-identity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/01\/rosanna-reveals-uk-invasions-identity\/","title":{"rendered":"Rosanna Reveals UK Invasions Identity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know when somebody is dumb, so dumb that they think they are actually smart, but you just laugh at them?<\/p>\n<p>Well welcome to John, Freestyleradio1. This gorp can&#8217;t even use a washing machine, never mind remain anonymous on the Internet.<\/p>\n<p>There is only 1 person who climbs so far up Shez_Jackson&#8217;s arse, that you can see his bandana trying to poke through Shez&#8217; nose.<\/p>\n<p>Mix that with him not being able to spell for shit, and even a retard like CKA Ryan could work out who is really behind the UK Invasion name.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4325 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion1.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion\" width=\"439\" height=\"108\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion1.png 439w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion1-420x103.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 439px) 100vw, 439px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion12.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4326 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion12.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion1\" width=\"347\" height=\"39\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4327 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion2.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion2\" width=\"428\" height=\"86\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion2.png 428w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion2-420x84.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion31.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4328 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion31.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion3\" width=\"452\" height=\"35\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion31.png 452w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion31-420x33.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion51.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4329\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion51.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion5\" width=\"442\" height=\"28\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion51.png 442w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion51-420x27.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 442px) 100vw, 442px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion71.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4330 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion71.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion7\" width=\"439\" height=\"41\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion71.png 439w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion71-420x39.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 439px) 100vw, 439px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion111.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4331 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion111.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion11\" width=\"449\" height=\"69\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion111.png 449w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion111-420x65.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 449px) 100vw, 449px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion121.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4332 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion121.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion12\" width=\"444\" height=\"40\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion121.png 444w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion121-420x38.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion141.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4333 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion141.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion14\" width=\"462\" height=\"57\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion141.png 462w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion141-420x52.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion131.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4334 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion131.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion13\" width=\"452\" height=\"30\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion131.png 452w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion131-420x28.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh, and don&#8217;t forget this one. This is one that he said on JTV, Ustream, Uvlog, Justcast, Vaughnlive, Blogtv and Stickam.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion101.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4335 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion101.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion10\" width=\"446\" height=\"26\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion101.png 446w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion101-420x24.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Till he gets trolled, then it always becomes &#8220;shit this site, it&#8217;s run by trolls&#8221; lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Just in case you didn&#8217;t recognise the ass kissing, then the dyslexia should definitely give it away.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion41.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4336 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion41.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion4\" width=\"444\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion41.png 444w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion41-420x170.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">How many times does it have to be written and said as &#8216;Boob&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion61.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4337 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion61.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion6\" width=\"425\" height=\"128\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion61.png 425w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion61-420x126.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">lol, it was this that definitely confirmed that the UK_Invasion is Johnny \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It got better though, this next one was a corker&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion82.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4338 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion82.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion8\" width=\"442\" height=\"60\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion82.png 442w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion82-420x57.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 442px) 100vw, 442px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NJ?? Even other viewers started ripping him on this lol<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion91.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4339 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion91.png\" alt=\"john as uk invasion9\" width=\"443\" height=\"289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion91.png 443w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/john-as-uk-invasion91-420x274.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, that famous dancer, singer and multi-platinum selling bloke <em>Nick Jackson\u00a0<\/em>was inspired to start his career after watching Shez dance in his loft.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But after all that pretending, with even Shez calling him UK all night, instead of John or Freestyle, along comes Rosanna, signed in as Ro_Ro, and fucks it all up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/roro-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4340 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/roro-1.png\" alt=\"roro\" width=\"442\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/roro-1.png 442w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/roro-1-420x424.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 442px) 100vw, 442px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tremendous \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know when somebody is dumb, so dumb that they think they are actually smart, but you just laugh at them? Well welcome to John, Freestyleradio1. This gorp can&#8217;t even use a washing machine, never mind remain anonymous on the Internet. There is only 1 person who climbs so far up Shez_Jackson&#8217;s arse, that you&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4325,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1755,58,25,51,1234,1759,20],"class_list":["post-4324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-freestyleradio1","tag-ivlog","tag-john-crosby","tag-retard","tag-rosanna","tag-shez_jackson","tag-uk-invasion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4324\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}