{"id":4364,"date":"2015-01-30T21:03:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-30T21:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4364"},"modified":"2015-11-14T21:54:45","modified_gmt":"2015-11-14T21:54:45","slug":"iamsonchild-ready-face-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/01\/iamsonchild-ready-face-death\/","title":{"rendered":"IamSonChild: I Am Ready To Face Death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t panic, i&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s not going anywhere. Remember, it was only the other week that she said she had caught an STD from her husband, even though they haven&#8217;t had sex since 2002.<\/p>\n<p>Her latest fear, is, she has cancer, and is ready for it to take her to her Lord, next week!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4365 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig-620x393.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild with red wig\" width=\"620\" height=\"393\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hence, the err, lovely wig she&#8217;s bought. Well, suppose it&#8217;s always good to be organised \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4366 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig2.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild with red wig2\" width=\"253\" height=\"272\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Aaww, i started to feel really bad for her after reading that. I mean, her husband is no George Clooney lol<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IamSonChild-and-Hubby-21.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4368 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IamSonChild-and-Hubby-21-620x389.png\" alt=\"IamSonChild and Hubby 2\" width=\"620\" height=\"389\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4369 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig3.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild with red wig3\" width=\"247\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4370 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig4.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild with red wig4\" width=\"247\" height=\"290\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Poor SonChild, trapped in a loveless marriage \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4371 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig5.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild with red wig5\" width=\"239\" height=\"272\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig6.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4372 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig6.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild with red wig6\" width=\"247\" height=\"276\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Huh, 4 years, i thought she said her date with the Grim Reaper was next week?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She&#8217;s not trolling us again is she?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig7.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4373 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig7.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild with red wig7\" width=\"236\" height=\"322\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">To be fair, he has a point!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig8.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4374 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig8.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild with red wig8\" width=\"242\" height=\"264\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig9.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4375 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Iamsonchild-with-red-wig9.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild with red wig9\" width=\"249\" height=\"287\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So last week, an STD, this week cancer, i dread to think what next weeks health issue will be.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t panic, i&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s not going anywhere. Remember, it was only the other week that she said she had caught an STD from her husband, even though they haven&#8217;t had sex since 2002. Her latest fear, is, she has cancer, and is ready for it to take her to her Lord, next week! &nbsp;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4365,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[379,1246,781,1751,1245],"class_list":["post-4364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cancer","tag-hypercondriac","tag-iamsonchild","tag-vaughnlive","tag-wig"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4364\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}