{"id":44,"date":"2014-06-15T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-15T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/does-shez-have-a-gardener\/"},"modified":"2014-06-15T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T14:00:00","slug":"does-shez-have-gardener","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/06\/does-shez-have-gardener\/","title":{"rendered":"Does Shez Have A Gardener?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe i&#8217;m old fashioned, but i always thought you had a gardener if you had lots of flowerbeds, or a lawn that needs cutting, or at least some hedges that need seeing to?<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-9cI-4aCt6Ms\/U52XayeUhyI\/AAAAAAAACL8\/wCMKshSeSS0\/s1600\/shez+gardner.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-9cI-4aCt6Ms\/U52XayeUhyI\/AAAAAAAACL8\/wCMKshSeSS0\/s1600\/shez+gardner.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-a75gKhZyv9A\/U52XhE1uWqI\/AAAAAAAACME\/BBq4vW3BJsY\/s1600\/shez+back+from+gardner.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-a75gKhZyv9A\/U52XhE1uWqI\/AAAAAAAACME\/BBq4vW3BJsY\/s1600\/shez+back+from+gardner.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-XwzdtZScCdA\/U52XpUkWEgI\/AAAAAAAACMM\/HTqNDa_bKOM\/s1600\/Screenshot+from+2014-06-14+21:25:11.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-XwzdtZScCdA\/U52XpUkWEgI\/AAAAAAAACMM\/HTqNDa_bKOM\/s1600\/Screenshot+from+2014-06-14+21:25:11.png\" height=\"184\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-5BLk0cOmYJU\/U52YZOefENI\/AAAAAAAACMU\/7NyTTkeewkA\/s1600\/when_someone_is_delusional.gif\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-5BLk0cOmYJU\/U52YZOefENI\/AAAAAAAACMU\/7NyTTkeewkA\/s1600\/when_someone_is_delusional.gif\" height=\"176\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe i&#8217;m old fashioned, but i always thought you had a gardener if you had lots of flowerbeds, or a lawn that needs cutting, or at least some hedges that need seeing to?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}