{"id":4714,"date":"2015-03-07T15:03:37","date_gmt":"2015-03-07T15:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4714"},"modified":"2016-11-16T21:18:39","modified_gmt":"2016-11-16T21:18:39","slug":"ryderbak-its-just-snot-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/03\/ryderbak-its-just-snot-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryderbak: It&#8217;s Just Snot Right!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you have young teen kids and you want to scare them off binge drinking, record a cast of Simon&#8217;s and make them watch it over and over again.<\/p>\n<p>You will have a lovely teetotal child, i promise you \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Watch the difference in the sober Simon, and the snot eating drunk mess he becomes a few hours later.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Warning: Do not watch this video if you are eating, or have a sensitive stomach:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PbGvylzlbgI\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you have young teen kids and you want to scare them off binge drinking, record a cast of Simon&#8217;s and make them watch it over and over again. You will have a lovely teetotal child, i promise you \ud83d\ude42 Watch the difference in the sober Simon, and the snot eating drunk mess he becomes&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1352,17,554,694,1351,1751],"class_list":["post-4714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-before-and-after","tag-drunk","tag-ryderbak","tag-simon","tag-snot","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}