{"id":4815,"date":"2015-03-30T20:33:44","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T19:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4815"},"modified":"2016-11-21T19:32:30","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T19:32:30","slug":"richuk-still-a-useless-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/03\/richuk-still-a-useless-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"RichUK: Still A Useless Monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever heard the saying &#8216;you can&#8217;t polish a turd&#8217;? A name change is all well and good, but when you are as brainless as Richard Swann, it needs more than a new identity to convince people to spend their time watching you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richuk.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4816 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richuk.png\" alt=\"Richuk\" width=\"491\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richuk.png 491w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richuk-420x417.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, i&#8217;m pretty much sure nobody else could possibly look like Dicky.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But it gets better, not only is our little Richard a new man, he&#8217;s now a &#8216;community&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richuk-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4817 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richuk-2-620x255.png\" alt=\"Richuk 2\" width=\"620\" height=\"255\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And it&#8217;s not only the RichUK<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Northernmonkey-Facebook-page.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4818 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Northernmonkey-Facebook-page-620x387.png\" alt=\"Northernmonkey Facebook page\" width=\"620\" height=\"387\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Even his old alter ego is a one man &#8216;community&#8217; too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What a man, what a person, what a Dick!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever heard the saying &#8216;you can&#8217;t polish a turd&#8217;? A name change is all well and good, but when you are as brainless as Richard Swann, it needs more than a new identity to convince people to spend their time watching you. Yeah, i&#8217;m pretty much sure nobody else could possibly look like Dicky. But&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4816,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[205,1757,51,1763,1320,274],"class_list":["post-4815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dick","tag-northernmonkey","tag-retard","tag-richard-swann","tag-richuk","tag-rotherham"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4815\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}