{"id":4896,"date":"2015-04-07T21:53:23","date_gmt":"2015-04-07T20:53:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4896"},"modified":"2016-11-21T20:24:22","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T20:24:22","slug":"religion-money-power-and-bog-rolls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/04\/religion-money-power-and-bog-rolls\/","title":{"rendered":"Religion, Money, Power And Bog Rolls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They are often the cause of most of the Worlds conflicts. Death, poverty and disease, usually the sad results of wars caused by personal beliefs, money and corruption.<\/p>\n<p>But lets not forget about bog rolls. Many a war been has been caused due to touching somebody else&#8217;s toilet paper.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/h9cpQ1DWL3I\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">RIP to all those who sacrificed themselves in the name of bog roll!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Bog-roll.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4897 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Bog-roll.jpg\" alt=\"Bog roll\" width=\"270\" height=\"187\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They are often the cause of most of the Worlds conflicts. Death, poverty and disease, usually the sad results of wars caused by personal beliefs, money and corruption. But lets not forget about bog rolls. Many a war been has been caused due to touching somebody else&#8217;s toilet paper. RIP to all those who sacrificed&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4897,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1420,1421,1419,1751],"class_list":["post-4896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bog-wars","tag-dont-touch","tag-unclesam48","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4896\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}