{"id":4928,"date":"2015-04-15T11:20:54","date_gmt":"2015-04-15T10:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4928"},"modified":"2016-11-21T20:38:14","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T20:38:14","slug":"astro-let-me-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/04\/astro-let-me-die\/","title":{"rendered":"Astro: Let Me Die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you watch casters moaning because they haven&#8217;t got any cigarettes, or alcohol, then send them to this post.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who used <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stickam.com\/\">Stickam<\/a> back in the day, you may remember a guy called Astro. He literally lived in his mates shed, and his only food was what he could find, or kill himself.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Mr-Beard-dnr2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4929 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Mr-Beard-dnr2.png\" alt=\"Mr Beard dnr2\" width=\"305\" height=\"234\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He lived off the land, no money, no home, no family, nothing. Yet not once did you ever hear him complain or whinge that he had it bad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He now cast&#8217;s on Vaughn occasionally, when he can get to some internet access via local libraries or similar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He was on yesterday, and explaining that he&#8217;s now living out in the woods, still having to hunt for most of his food. But it&#8217;s what he&#8217;s telling his friend that makes his story so sad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Mr-Beard-dnr.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4930 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Mr-Beard-dnr-620x276.png\" alt=\"Mr Beard dnr\" width=\"620\" height=\"276\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Mr-Beard-dnr1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4931 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Mr-Beard-dnr1.png\" alt=\"Mr Beard dnr1\" width=\"335\" height=\"704\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This isn&#8217;t some dude just looking for attention. This is a bloke who&#8217;s never had what we all take for granted, but is now giving up the fight to survive.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So next time that FoxmanShawn is in a mood because he&#8217;s got no beer, or JimmyRizzo is complaining about his pain in his legs, remind them just how fortunate they really are!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you watch casters moaning because they haven&#8217;t got any cigarettes, or alcohol, then send them to this post. For those of you who used Stickam back in the day, you may remember a guy called Astro. He literally lived in his mates shed, and his only food was what he could find, or kill&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4929,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1210,1433,1432,118,1211,1751],"class_list":["post-4928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-astro","tag-dnr","tag-mr-beard","tag-sad","tag-stickam","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4928\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}