{"id":4976,"date":"2015-04-22T19:28:41","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T18:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4976"},"modified":"2016-11-21T21:19:58","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T21:19:58","slug":"maddy-caring-friend-or-bitter-old-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/04\/maddy-caring-friend-or-bitter-old-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Maddy: Caring Friend Or Bitter Old Lady?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been watching Maddy closely for months now, and she has this habit of showing up in SexyChris’ cast, declaring that she really cares about him and looks out for him. Then when she’s in her own channel, she tends to start putting him down.<\/p>\n

\"Maddy<\/a><\/p>\n

Really? I watch Chris daily and i can honestly say i’ve never seen him treat his friends like shit, or ‘drop’ them like a stone. If anything, it’s the opposite. Chris hates arguments and confrontation and would much rather be everybody’s friend.<\/p>\n

\"Maddy<\/a><\/p>\n

So why do you spend hours everyday telling him what to do?<\/p>\n

I’ve caught her several times putting Chris down, from saying that the DWP should stop his benefit because he spends it on booze, to “his mother should give up on him and kick him out” when claiming she wouldn’t let any of her kids treat her like that.<\/p>\n

Thank the Lord you’re not Chris’ mother then!<\/p>\n

Now, maybe she’s just like the other bipolar people on Vaughn and changes her mind by the hour, but from watching her from the early days, when she used to be buying Chris gifts like headphones and Birthday and Christmas presents, and how she talks about him now, i’m starting to sway to the ‘scorned woman’ theory.<\/p>\n

Chris, Ruby genuinely cares about you, Maddy is an angry, bitter old woman who hates the fact that nobody finds her attractive anymore.<\/p>\n

Or middle aged crisis as they like to call it.<\/p>\n

\"John<\/a><\/p>\n

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I’ve been watching Maddy closely for months now, and she has this habit of showing up in SexyChris’ cast, declaring that she really cares about him and looks out for him. Then when she’s in her own channel, she tends to start putting him down. Really? I watch Chris daily and i can honestly say…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4977,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1046,117,592,1310,1751],"class_list":["post-4976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bitch","tag-bitter","tag-maddy","tag-sexychriswhile","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4976\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}