{"id":4988,"date":"2015-04-23T11:18:57","date_gmt":"2015-04-23T10:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=4988"},"modified":"2016-11-21T21:24:27","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T21:24:27","slug":"thundersnarf-im-a-loss-prevention-officer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/04\/thundersnarf-im-a-loss-prevention-officer\/","title":{"rendered":"Thundersnarf: I’m A Loss Prevention Officer"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d never even heard of this guy until all the threats to Ruby came out, so seeing as he was casting last night, i had to pop over to see who this big hard man is:<\/p>\n

\"Thundersnarf\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This guy is an idiot. See the way he tries to dress up his employment?<\/p>\n

‘My job is a loss prevention officer’<\/p>\n

Or as we all know it, a Security guard at some shop.<\/p>\n

When i first got to his room, he was all ‘ Ruby deserves what she’s gonna get’ ( referring to his Skype messages he sent to Ruby, saying he was going to send some lads to smash her teeth in)<\/p>\n

Then as soon as more and more people were telling him how pissed they were with him, he was petrified, trying to claim it was all a joke.<\/p>\n

This is just some lonely bloke who stands at Primark’s door or something similar, trying to stop people shoplifting.<\/p>\n

He’s about as dangerous as CKA_Ryan’s turban.<\/p>\n

So anybody else who he threatens, don’t worry about him, just laugh.<\/p>\n

He’s a tard, just a tard!<\/p>\n

\"John<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’d never even heard of this guy until all the threats to Ruby came out, so seeing as he was casting last night, i had to pop over to see who this big hard man is: This guy is an idiot. See the way he tries to dress up his employment? ‘My job is a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4989,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1453,1454,87,51,1455,1452,1751],"class_list":["post-4988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bristol-uk","tag-bully","tag-idiot","tag-retard","tag-security-guard","tag-thundersnarf","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4988\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}