{"id":5006,"date":"2015-04-25T18:50:31","date_gmt":"2015-04-25T17:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5006"},"modified":"2016-11-21T21:41:24","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T21:41:24","slug":"turtles_11-probably-the-best-chat-up-line-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/04\/turtles_11-probably-the-best-chat-up-line-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Turtles_11: Probably The Best Chat Up Line Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Turtles_11-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5007 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Turtles_11-4-620x373.png\" alt=\"Turtles_11 -4\" width=\"620\" height=\"373\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I love this girl already lol. Even if she was ugly, if a woman came up to me in a bar and said &#8220;hi, i like turtles and i&#8217;m tall&#8221; i would have to buy her a drink just for the originality \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Turtles_11-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5009 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Turtles_11-1-620x373.png\" alt=\"Turtles_11 -1\" width=\"620\" height=\"373\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Turtles_11-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5010 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Turtles_11-2-620x373.png\" alt=\"Turtles_11 -2\" width=\"620\" height=\"373\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Turtles_11-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5011 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Turtles_11-3-620x373.png\" alt=\"Turtles_11 -3\" width=\"620\" height=\"373\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love this girl already lol. Even if she was ugly, if a woman came up to me in a bar and said &#8220;hi, i like turtles and i&#8217;m tall&#8221; i would have to buy her a drink just for the originality \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5007,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1463,686,1462,1751],"class_list":["post-5006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chat-up-line","tag-pretty","tag-turtles_11","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5006"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5006\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}