{"id":5183,"date":"2015-05-16T12:05:32","date_gmt":"2015-05-16T11:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5183"},"modified":"2016-11-23T22:10:19","modified_gmt":"2016-11-23T22:10:19","slug":"sexychris-and-his-not-so-healthy-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/05\/sexychris-and-his-not-so-healthy-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris And His Not So Healthy Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t work out if this dude has Aids, or is just a heroin user. But either way, he looks dodgy as f*ck.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5184 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-1.png\" alt=\"Chris' junkie mate 1\" width=\"611\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-1.png 611w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-1-420x246.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 611px) 100vw, 611px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5185 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-2.png\" alt=\"Chris' junkie mate 2\" width=\"611\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-2.png 611w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-2-420x246.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 611px) 100vw, 611px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5186 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-3.png\" alt=\"Chris' junkie mate 3\" width=\"611\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-3.png 611w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-3-420x246.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 611px) 100vw, 611px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s not just him making NorthernMonkey look well built, or his rotten teeth (what&#8217;s left) that make him look like a heavy junkie, it&#8217;s his eyes, and his expressions&#8230;it&#8217;s like he&#8217;s just had a hit every time i see him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5187 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-4.png\" alt=\"Chris' junkie mate 4\" width=\"611\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-4.png 611w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-4-420x246.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 611px) 100vw, 611px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5188 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-5.png\" alt=\"Chris' junkie mate 5\" width=\"611\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-5.png 611w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-junkie-mate-5-420x246.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 611px) 100vw, 611px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I hope i&#8217;m wrong, but i can see this guy taking Chris for everything one day.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t work out if this dude has Aids, or is just a heroin user. But either way, he looks dodgy as f*ck. It&#8217;s not just him making NorthernMonkey look well built, or his rotten teeth (what&#8217;s left) that make him look like a heavy junkie, it&#8217;s his eyes, and his expressions&#8230;it&#8217;s like he&#8217;s just&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5184,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[58,1516,1310,1515],"class_list":["post-5183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ivlog","tag-junkie","tag-sexychriswhile","tag-smackhead-friend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5183\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}