{"id":5272,"date":"2015-05-30T20:51:15","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T19:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5272"},"modified":"2015-12-02T21:36:57","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T21:36:57","slug":"sexychris-gets-threatened-with-court-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/05\/sexychris-gets-threatened-with-court-lol\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Gets Threatened With Court LOL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After more than a week of hoax takeaway delivery&#8217;s, one delivery driver has had enough of losing out on his commission and gets rather irate with Chris:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FOypz14om54\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Chris later changed his story (surprise surprise) and said the delivery bloke said he was going to &#8216;punch his head in&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>What was amazing, was that when the door went, he thought it was a parcel of records that he bought off Ebay. Now earlier, he claimed he couldn&#8217;t clean up because he has this excruciating pain in his back and legs.<\/p>\n<p>So there you go guy&#8217;s, the cure to back and leg pain is not painkillers, but a simple order for goods online. I mean, watch how quick he leaps of his couch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-jumps-up-off-chair.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5273 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-jumps-up-off-chair.gif\" alt=\"Chris jumps up off chair\" width=\"260\" height=\"146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-jumps-up-off-chair.gif 260w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Chris-jumps-up-off-chair-120x67.gif 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 260px) 100vw, 260px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But as if getting threatened from a takeaway delivery dude isn&#8217;t bad enough, he then has any dreams of bedding Iamsonchild cruelly taken away when she posted this in his cast.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Iamsonchild-trolls-chris.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5274 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Iamsonchild-trolls-chris.png\" alt=\"Iamsonchild trolls chris\" width=\"253\" height=\"85\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/lhama-are-you-shtting-me-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-152.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1048 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/lhama-are-you-shtting-me-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-152.gif\" alt=\"lhama-are-you-shtting-me-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-152\" width=\"368\" height=\"311\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After more than a week of hoax takeaway delivery&#8217;s, one delivery driver has had enough of losing out on his commission and gets rather irate with Chris: Chris later changed his story (surprise surprise) and said the delivery bloke said he was going to &#8216;punch his head in&#8217; What was amazing, was that when the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1048,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[781,1545,1310,1532,1524,1751],"class_list":["post-5272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-iamsonchild","tag-onthebooze","tag-sexychriswhile","tag-takeaway","tag-threats","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5272\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}