{"id":5308,"date":"2015-06-04T19:59:52","date_gmt":"2015-06-04T18:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5308"},"modified":"2016-11-23T23:37:40","modified_gmt":"2016-11-23T23:37:40","slug":"24-hours-with-christopher-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/06\/24-hours-with-christopher-while\/","title":{"rendered":"24 Hours With Christopher While"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We decided to watch Chris (SexyChris) over a 24 hour period and record and show the highlights of what it is like to live the life of the infamous caster.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11.10pm:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chris does his nightly begging spree, claiming he won&#8217;t show himself on cam until people send him money. Poor RenegadeFaith enters his channel and innocently asks where Chris is. Chris tells her to send him money and he will show his face. A request that is politely turned down by Faith, which leads the great unwashed one to launch a tirade of abuse at her, calling her a &#8216;dickhead&#8217; and tight bastard.<\/p>\n<p>Faith is lovely, one of the nicest people on VL, so rather than get involved with name calling, she gives some honest advice to Barrow&#8217;s ballbag, advice that as expected, is ignored.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/RenegadeFaith-calls-out-Chris.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5309 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/RenegadeFaith-calls-out-Chris.png\" alt=\"RenegadeFaith calls out Chris\" width=\"255\" height=\"104\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/RenegadeFaith-calls-out-Chris1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5310 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/RenegadeFaith-calls-out-Chris1.png\" alt=\"RenegadeFaith calls out Chris1\" width=\"255\" height=\"104\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>10.40am:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Chris wakes up to the usual disgusting shit tip that is his &#8216;flat&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-filthy-flat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5311 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-filthy-flat-620x348.jpg\" alt=\"Chris filthy flat\" width=\"620\" height=\"348\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But it&#8217;s ok, his mum will be down in a few hours, to spend ages clearing it all up, while stinky ass sits there and berates her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>3.42pm:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">His stressed out mother takes a break from sifting through the mounds of records, broken stereo&#8217;s, vomit and faeces, to have a cigarette and tell our demented lifecaster a few home truths.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4TT_uA_KpgE\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>10.27pm:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After his mother performing nothing short of miracles and making his flat look half decent, Chris decides to treat his army of followers to an evening of entertainment. So with a microphone, a new hat and a shit stained Elvis outfit, let the party commence.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RFFWc-Q8Jnc\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-with-shit-on-elvis-outfit.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5312 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-with-shit-on-elvis-outfit.png\" alt=\"Chris with shit on elvis outfit\" width=\"227\" height=\"335\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So, just an average day then&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/4Z26iox.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5314 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/4Z26iox.png\" alt=\"4Z26iox\" width=\"610\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/4Z26iox.png 610w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/4Z26iox-420x280.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-the-Yid.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5316 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-the-Yid.png\" alt=\"Chris the Yid\" width=\"227\" height=\"335\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We decided to watch Chris (SexyChris) over a 24 hour period and record and show the highlights of what it is like to live the life of the infamous caster. 11.10pm: Chris does his nightly begging spree, claiming he won&#8217;t show himself on cam until people send him money. Poor RenegadeFaith enters his channel and&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5309,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1563,469,1545,1310,1751],"class_list":["post-5308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-24-hours-with","tag-elvis","tag-onthebooze","tag-sexychriswhile","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5308\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}