{"id":5368,"date":"2015-06-09T16:30:15","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T15:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5368"},"modified":"2016-11-29T21:30:27","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T21:30:27","slug":"sexychris-sectioned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/06\/sexychris-sectioned\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Sectioned?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whether this is true or not we don&#8217;t know, as lately, if Chris said the sky was blue i would have to check it myself.<\/p>\n<p>But this is what he posted just now on his Facebook.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-gets-sectioned.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5369 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-gets-sectioned.png\" alt=\"Chris gets sectioned?\" width=\"491\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-gets-sectioned.png 491w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-gets-sectioned-420x107.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Paddedcell2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5370 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Paddedcell2.jpg\" alt=\"Paddedcell2\" width=\"318\" height=\"238\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If he is back in, he only has himself to blame. All that bullshit about wanting to kill himself everyday was always going to come back and bite him in the ass eventually.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whether this is true or not we don&#8217;t know, as lately, if Chris said the sky was blue i would have to check it myself. But this is what he posted just now on his Facebook. If he is back in, he only has himself to blame. All that bullshit about wanting to kill himself&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5369,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1578,58,1545,1577,1310,1751],"class_list":["post-5368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hospital","tag-ivlog","tag-onthebooze","tag-sectioned","tag-sexychriswhile","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5368\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}