{"id":5372,"date":"2015-06-09T16:45:37","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T15:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5372"},"modified":"2016-11-29T21:31:35","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T21:31:35","slug":"iamsonchild-say-poo-and-be-crucified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/06\/iamsonchild-say-poo-and-be-crucified\/","title":{"rendered":"Iamsonchild: Say Poo And Be Crucified"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For all those sex mad blokes out there that are trying to get in to Sonchild&#8217;s knickers, beware how you ask to use her toilet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Sonchild-says-a-shit.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5373 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Sonchild-says-a-shit.png\" alt=\"Sonchild says a shit\" width=\"280\" height=\"48\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/on-toilet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5375 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/on-toilet.jpg\" alt=\"on toilet\" width=\"558\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/on-toilet.jpg 558w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/on-toilet-420x602.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 558px) 100vw, 558px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/blasphemy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5374 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/blasphemy-620x310.jpg\" alt=\"blasphemy\" width=\"620\" height=\"310\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">God save Anita!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all those sex mad blokes out there that are trying to get in to Sonchild&#8217;s knickers, beware how you ask to use her toilet&#8230; God save Anita!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1367,1579,1580,781,58,1581],"class_list":["post-5372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anita","tag-anitagracebelovedakaype","tag-blasphemy","tag-iamsonchild","tag-ivlog","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5372\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}