{"id":5392,"date":"2015-06-15T11:23:20","date_gmt":"2015-06-15T10:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5392"},"modified":"2016-11-29T21:38:25","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T21:38:25","slug":"sexychris-s-o-s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/06\/sexychris-s-o-s\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris &#8211; S.O.S"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those free pizza&#8217;s are well and truly taking their toll on Chris&#8217; body now. His stomach area resembles a heavily pregnant woman, showing off her soon to be offspring.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if he&#8217;s felt it kicking yet?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-fat-belly-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5393 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-fat-belly-1.png\" alt=\"Chris fat belly 1\" width=\"597\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-fat-belly-1.png 597w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-fat-belly-1-420x252.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-fat-belly-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5394 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-fat-belly-3.png\" alt=\"Chris fat belly 3\" width=\"597\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-fat-belly-3.png 597w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-fat-belly-3-420x252.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s not just his belly. He&#8217;s developing an ass that Nicki Minaj would be proud of.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-belly.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5395 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chris-belly-620x354.png\" alt=\"Chris' belly\" width=\"620\" height=\"354\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Those of you that keep feeding him, beware that you could probably be charged with manslaughter should he eat himself to death \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Seriously though, if he doesn&#8217;t cut down soon, he&#8217;s going to have to take the door off it&#8217;s hinges to get out of the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Please help stop the cruelty and suffering to this man, and join our campaign,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>S.O.S<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Save Our Sexychris<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those free pizza&#8217;s are well and truly taking their toll on Chris&#8217; body now. His stomach area resembles a heavily pregnant woman, showing off her soon to be offspring. I wonder if he&#8217;s felt it kicking yet? It&#8217;s not just his belly. He&#8217;s developing an ass that Nicki Minaj would be proud of. Those of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5393,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1774,1591,58,1594,1593,1310,1592],"class_list":["post-5392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fat","tag-going-to-burst","tag-ivlog","tag-pizzas","tag-save-our-sexy-chris","tag-sexychriswhile","tag-sos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5392\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}