{"id":5414,"date":"2015-06-20T23:38:52","date_gmt":"2015-06-20T22:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5414"},"modified":"2016-11-29T21:46:31","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T21:46:31","slug":"ryderbak-snots-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/06\/ryderbak-snots-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryderbak Snots Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Warning:\u00a0<\/strong>Do not keep scrolling down if you are eating, have a weak stomach, or are human.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We all know how much Simon loves a snot munch, but today&#8217;s feast was not only snot, but recycled apple cider that had been consumed minutes earlier, in a first to neck a can race with Chris While.<\/p>\n<p>It was coming back up through his mouth and nose at the same time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Ryderbak-snots-again-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5415 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Ryderbak-snots-again-1-620x360.png\" alt=\"Ryderbak snots again 1\" width=\"620\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Ryderbak-snots-again-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5416 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Ryderbak-snots-again-2-620x360.png\" alt=\"Ryderbak snots again 2\" width=\"620\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Where did it end up? From his hand, back to the mouth and swallowed like a hooker in a rush.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Simon&#8217;s an ok lad, very intelligent actually, but by god, he&#8217;s a dirty fooker.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning:\u00a0Do not keep scrolling down if you are eating, have a weak stomach, or are human. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; We all know how much Simon loves a snot munch, but today&#8217;s feast was not only snot, but recycled apple cider that had been consumed minutes earlier, in a first to neck a can race with&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5415,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1600,1409,58,554,1605],"class_list":["post-5414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christopher-while","tag-disgusting","tag-ivlog","tag-ryderbak","tag-snot-eating"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5414\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}