{"id":5737,"date":"2015-08-16T11:37:17","date_gmt":"2015-08-16T10:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5737"},"modified":"2015-12-12T17:46:05","modified_gmt":"2015-12-12T17:46:05","slug":"foxmanshawn-dont-try-this-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/08\/foxmanshawn-dont-try-this-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"FoxmanShawn: Don&#8217;t Try This At Home!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got to hold my hands up with this one, and admit i have done exactly the same thing. Alcohol and Clippers do not mix well.<\/p>\n<p>Be Warned!!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uU9r5XwoIqk\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s no joke, it really does hurt, and it takes ages to stop bleeding. Always do this when sober, otherwise it won&#8217;t end well \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got to hold my hands up with this one, and admit i have done exactly the same thing. Alcohol and Clippers do not mix well. Be Warned!! It&#8217;s no joke, it really does hurt, and it takes ages to stop bleeding. Always do this when sober, otherwise it won&#8217;t end well \ud83d\ude42 &nbsp; &nbsp;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1742,1740,17,47,1743,1590,1741],"class_list":["post-5737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-balls","tag-clippers","tag-drunk","tag-foxmanshawn22","tag-nuts","tag-painful","tag-shaves-pubic-hair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}