{"id":5744,"date":"2015-08-19T16:47:34","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T15:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5744"},"modified":"2015-12-12T17:51:53","modified_gmt":"2015-12-12T17:51:53","slug":"sexychris-motherly-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/08\/sexychris-motherly-love\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris: Motherly Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always nice when your Mother calls round to see how you are. It gives is time to really appreciate just what they mean to us. A cup of Tea, some biscuits, and a good old natter, you can&#8217;t beat it.<\/p>\n<p>Unless you are Chris While&#8217;s Mother&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jon5tbmZPDI\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sakjvP_klZ0\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s not just a vile piece of shit, he&#8217;s a deluded piece of shit! He talks to everyone like they are scum, yet claims\u00a0<em>he&#8217;s\u00a0<\/em>the one being bullied.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always nice when your Mother calls round to see how you are. It gives is time to really appreciate just what they mean to us. A cup of Tea, some biscuits, and a good old natter, you can&#8217;t beat it. Unless you are Chris While&#8217;s Mother&#8230; He&#8217;s not just a vile piece of shit,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[641,1748,1600,58,1401,1434,1747],"class_list":["post-5744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-abuse","tag-child","tag-christopher-while","tag-ivlog","tag-mother","tag-sexychris","tag-spoilt-brat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}