{"id":5854,"date":"2015-09-04T12:21:35","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T11:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5854"},"modified":"2015-12-15T21:28:03","modified_gmt":"2015-12-15T21:28:03","slug":"cameron-dumps-angel-chris-sees-pound-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/09\/cameron-dumps-angel-chris-sees-pound-signs\/","title":{"rendered":"Cameron Dumps Angel &#8211; Chris Sees Pound Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh dear, AngelStormee&#8217;s new found romance with Cameron Texas is over! Despite finding a guy who doesn&#8217;t ask her for money all the time, who knows how to wipe his backside, and doesn&#8217;t rant at and abuse her constantly, the &#8216;love&#8217; seems to have disappeared quicker than one of Chris&#8217; benefit payments.<\/p>\n<p>After deciding that Leah wasn&#8217;t the MILF for Cameron, he made it clear to both Leah and Chris, that he wanted nothing to do with Angel, and wished the best for the pair of them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Camreon-doesnt-want-Angel.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5855 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Camreon-doesnt-want-Angel.png\" alt=\"Camreon doesn't want Angel\" width=\"392\" height=\"144\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This led to Sexy&#8217; head spinning with love hearts and pound notes (ok, maybe just pound notes) so he wasted no time in contacting his ex\u00a0<del>girlfriend<\/del> cash machine and asking her to get back with him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Only this time, they were to keep it secret.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Which may of just worked, had Chris not turned his cast on, when he thought he was only on Skype \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mHRFmmOcOY0\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh dear, AngelStormee&#8217;s new found romance with Cameron Texas is over! Despite finding a guy who doesn&#8217;t ask her for money all the time, who knows how to wipe his backside, and doesn&#8217;t rant at and abuse her constantly, the &#8216;love&#8217; seems to have disappeared quicker than one of Chris&#8217; benefit payments. After deciding that&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5855,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5854\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}