{"id":5909,"date":"2015-09-11T20:25:16","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T19:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5909"},"modified":"2015-12-17T19:22:08","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T19:22:08","slug":"mmmmarym-mmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/09\/mmmmarym-mmm\/","title":{"rendered":"mmmmarym: Mmm!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all know women lie about things like age and weight etc, but usually, they knock a few digits off.<\/p>\n<p>Not mmmmarym, she seems to add pounds rather than hide them \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/R2gp2YSNwHs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>If that&#8217;s how women look when they are 5&#8217;6&#8243; and 190 pounds, i&#8217;m going for the larger lady in future \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all know women lie about things like age and weight etc, but usually, they knock a few digits off. Not mmmmarym, she seems to add pounds rather than hide them \ud83d\ude42 If that&#8217;s how women look when they are 5&#8217;6&#8243; and 190 pounds, i&#8217;m going for the larger lady in future \ud83d\ude42 &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7466,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1844,686,208,1751],"class_list":["post-5909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mmmmarym","tag-pretty","tag-sexy","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5909\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}