{"id":5968,"date":"2015-09-19T21:30:47","date_gmt":"2015-09-19T20:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5968"},"modified":"2015-12-17T20:15:27","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T20:15:27","slug":"sexychris-dumps-angel-in-a-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/09\/sexychris-dumps-angel-in-a-song\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Dumps Angel In A Song (Updated)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, for the 17th time, it appears the cross Atlantic love affair between California&#8217;s Cougar and Barrow in Furness&#8217; sexy psychopath has met it&#8217;s final end!<\/p>\n<p>Pissed at the lack of funds since Leah paid his Internet Bill, Chris did what so many talented people have done in the past, and expressed his feeling in a song.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r9s2Ggoi7VE\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Give it a couple of days, and when the While bank is empty, it will be back to &#8216;this one is for AngelStormee, i love you Angel&#8217;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><strong>* Updated 21 Sept 2015:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well it didn&#8217;t take long for him to be begging her again did it \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-wants-more-money1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6006 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-wants-more-money1.png\" alt=\"Chris wants more money1\" width=\"496\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-wants-more-money1.png 496w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-wants-more-money1-420x207.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As seen here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-wants-more-money.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6005 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-wants-more-money.png\" alt=\"Chris wants more money\" width=\"496\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-wants-more-money.png 496w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-wants-more-money-420x169.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m sorry, but anyone who gives him money still deserves all they get. So in Chris&#8217; world, he gets his money, blows about \u00a3150 in a fruit machine, then we all have to part with our money, so he can live on takeaways?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I hate seeing Chris like this, because he used to be such a nice, friendly guy. Now he&#8217;s just trash.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>**Updated No 2:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Well it looks like Angel came through for him again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-skint-but-buys-booze.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6019 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-skint-but-buys-booze-620x354.png\" alt=\"Chris skint but buys booze\" width=\"620\" height=\"354\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-skint-but-buys-booze1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6020 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-skint-but-buys-booze1-620x354.png\" alt=\"Chris skint but buys booze1\" width=\"620\" height=\"354\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That&#8217;s not all of it. He bought a load of DVD&#8217;s, a case of Guinness, a case of John Smiths, a case of Strongbow, 5-6 bottles of Savannah Cider, 4 bottles of Desperados, oh, and a case of San Miguel \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The funniest bit was, when Ruby asked him where he got the money from, as he was begging for cash 2 hours earlier, his reply was;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Kitty sent me \u00a315 to my Paypal this morning&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;d love him to take me shopping if you can buy all that for \u00a315 lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And, just in case you&#8217;re thinking &#8216;who&#8217;s Kitty, i&#8217;ve not seen her&#8217; then don&#8217;t worry, nobody else has either !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s obviously a new &#8216;code&#8217; name for Leah \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, for the 17th time, it appears the cross Atlantic love affair between California&#8217;s Cougar and Barrow in Furness&#8217; sexy psychopath has met it&#8217;s final end! Pissed at the lack of funds since Leah paid his Internet Bill, Chris did what so many talented people have done in the past, and expressed his feeling in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6005,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1658,1603,1880,220,58,1673,1879,1878,1310],"class_list":["post-5968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-angelstormee","tag-barrow-in-furness","tag-california","tag-its-over","tag-ivlog","tag-leah","tag-never-getting-back","tag-no-more-cash","tag-sexychriswhile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5968"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}