{"id":5986,"date":"2015-09-20T21:28:18","date_gmt":"2015-09-20T20:28:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5986"},"modified":"2015-12-17T20:32:31","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T20:32:31","slug":"sexychris-turns-on-pikem4n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/09\/sexychris-turns-on-pikem4n\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Turns On Pikem4n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If anybody was still in any doubt of how little Chris cares about anybody but himself, watch the following Video&#8217;s below.<\/p>\n<p>The first video was sent in to me because i only joined the &#8216;rant&#8217; half way through. Watch as Chris has a tantrum over one of his most loyal friends, Gaz, Pikem4n.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SD0XslTkivw\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1RgYgbluGKg\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Apparently, he blew shitloads of cash on the fruit machine. \u00a0So guess what he&#8217;s doing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5993 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money.png\" alt=\"Chris running out of money\" width=\"493\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money.png 493w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money-420x131.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 493px) 100vw, 493px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hahaha, he&#8217;s so predictable isn&#8217;t he!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But to cover his ass, just in case Leah has come to her senses, he&#8217;s also running with plan b.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5994 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money1.png\" alt=\"Chris running out of money1\" width=\"493\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money1.png 493w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money1-420x131.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 493px) 100vw, 493px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But Chris is smart enough to realise that people falling for his begging has virtually stopped. So, now he follows in Frank Taylor&#8217;s footsteps, and launches an Amazon Wishlist.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5995 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money2.png\" alt=\"Chris running out of money2\" width=\"515\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money2.png 515w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money2-420x214.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 515px) 100vw, 515px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And just to prove he only asks for the essentials in life.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5996 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Chris-running-out-of-money3-620x587.png\" alt=\"Chris running out of money3\" width=\"620\" height=\"587\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The rest is mainly alcohol, surprise surprise.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So come on guy&#8217;s, get spending\u00a0<strong>MORE\u00a0<\/strong>of your hard earned cash on Chrissy Wissy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If anybody was still in any doubt of how little Chris cares about anybody but himself, watch the following Video&#8217;s below. The first video was sent in to me because i only joined the &#8216;rant&#8217; half way through. Watch as Chris has a tantrum over one of his most loyal friends, Gaz, Pikem4n. &nbsp; Apparently,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5993,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1890,1600,1891,431,1892,1662,1835,1434,1893],"class_list":["post-5986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beggar","tag-christopher-while","tag-conman","tag-donations","tag-gaz","tag-pikem4n","tag-pizza","tag-sexychris","tag-tantrum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5986\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}