{"id":5987,"date":"2015-09-20T20:55:45","date_gmt":"2015-09-20T19:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=5987"},"modified":"2015-09-20T21:31:58","modified_gmt":"2015-09-20T20:31:58","slug":"how-not-to-dress-when-48-years-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/09\/how-not-to-dress-when-48-years-old\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT To Dress When 48 Years Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, look, i&#8217;m no fashion guru. But surely, if you are 48 years old, you don&#8217;t dress and look like an utter twat. Well, apparently, John Crosby (aka Freestyleradio1) disagree&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Freestyleradio1-with-hat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5988 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Freestyleradio1-with-hat.jpg\" alt=\"Freestyleradio1 with hat\" width=\"480\" height=\"268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Freestyleradio1-with-hat.jpg 480w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Freestyleradio1-with-hat-420x235.jpg 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Freestyleradio1-with-hat-260x146.jpg 260w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Freestyleradio1-with-hat-120x67.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Take-a-look-at-this-twat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5989 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Take-a-look-at-this-twat.jpg\" alt=\"Take a look at this twat\" width=\"258\" height=\"195\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, look, i&#8217;m no fashion guru. But surely, if you are 48 years old, you don&#8217;t dress and look like an utter twat. Well, apparently, John Crosby (aka Freestyleradio1) disagree&#8217;s. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5988,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1888,375,1755,25,747,1889,51,966],"class_list":["post-5987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-48yrs-old","tag-failure","tag-freestyleradio1","tag-john-crosby","tag-manchester","tag-mid-life-crisis","tag-retard","tag-stretford"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5987\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}