{"id":6022,"date":"2015-09-22T16:14:36","date_gmt":"2015-09-22T15:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=6022"},"modified":"2015-12-17T20:42:52","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T20:42:52","slug":"just-an-average-night-in-with-sexychris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/09\/just-an-average-night-in-with-sexychris\/","title":{"rendered":"Just An Average Night In With SexyChris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just your normal Monday night in for Chris and co. A couple of drinks, a bit of a natter, and some good friendly chit-chat.<\/p>\n<p>(did i not mention the Police coming? Or Chris nearly killing himself twice? The rage call to Leah in California? Silly me, must of slipped my mind)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UUFUUC8c0X4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fXk-m7vRP0M\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>He got so wasted, not only did he fall asleep on the gas cooker, nearly knocking the switch on and gassing himself. He also went flying in to loads of empty bottles, and must of used one of his nine lives up, because he came out of it without a scratch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RS00FURUOWw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now i went to bed shortly after, but he carried on drinking till the early hours, and under the promise of \u00a360 from FoxmanShawn and BillyBobCesspool, decided to stick a bottle up his anus, then lick it clean.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get that bit (which i&#8217;m not sure is a good thing or bad) but you can see it over at Scuttlebutts <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scuttlebuttscorner.blogspot.de\/2015\/09\/foxman-goat-bottles-shitty-chris-whale.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Like i say, just your average night in the While love nest \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just your normal Monday night in for Chris and co. A couple of drinks, a bit of a natter, and some good friendly chit-chat. (did i not mention the Police coming? Or Chris nearly killing himself twice? The rage call to Leah in California? Silly me, must of slipped my mind) He got so wasted,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7487,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1658,1898,17,1897,58,10,1673,1434],"class_list":["post-6022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-angelstormee","tag-attention-seeker","tag-drunk","tag-falling-all-over","tag-ivlog","tag-justcast","tag-leah","tag-sexychris"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6022\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}