{"id":6312,"date":"2015-10-06T12:17:53","date_gmt":"2015-10-06T11:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=6312"},"modified":"2015-12-22T13:04:04","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T13:04:04","slug":"sexychris-gets-capped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/10\/sexychris-gets-capped\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Gets Capped!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not shot dead or anything, although for Chris, that Grim Reaper was so close he could kiss him.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, as we all know, Chris just throws his cans, bottles and anything he has used, straight to the floor.<\/p>\n<p>And time and time again, people have warned him about standing on broken glass and other dangerous objects, all to no avail.<\/p>\n<p>Today was the day he wished he had taken notice though, as he stood on a bottle cap, while barefoot, and left a gash as wide as MissRyanJones&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-kbyqGLaxtc\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-cut-foot.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6314 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-cut-foot-620x365.png\" alt=\"Chris cut foot\" width=\"620\" height=\"365\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-cut-foot-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6315 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-cut-foot-1-620x343.png\" alt=\"Chris cut foot 1\" width=\"620\" height=\"343\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;ll be no more dancing for Chris for a week or two.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not shot dead or anything, although for Chris, that Grim Reaper was so close he could kiss him. Basically, as we all know, Chris just throws his cans, bottles and anything he has used, straight to the floor. And time and time again, people have warned him about standing on broken glass and other&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1963,1960,1600,1961,1578,58,1962,1434],"class_list":["post-6312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bleeding","tag-bottle-cap","tag-christopher-while","tag-deep-gash","tag-hospital","tag-ivlog","tag-paramedics","tag-sexychris"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6312\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}