{"id":64,"date":"2014-06-06T15:07:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-06T15:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/happy-birthday-wintard\/"},"modified":"2016-09-02T23:42:32","modified_gmt":"2016-09-02T22:42:32","slug":"happy-birthday-wintard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/06\/happy-birthday-wintard\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Wintard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, did i get a shock last night. Having only ever seen her in RealmanPwns room and hardly ever talking, i always assumed Wintard was a similar kind of woman and age to Luv1 and MichelleStacy etc.<\/p>\n<p>Like i do with most of the women on Vaughn, i flirt like fook with them when i&#8217;m there as a guest, it&#8217;s just a bit of harmless fun and banter, but man, when i was channel hopping last night and came across Winnie live, i think it&#8217;s fair to say, the old ticker nearly gave way again lol.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/vid.me\/e\/3bJt?stats=1\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nWow, does she look young. I thought i had been flirting with a school kid when i first saw her, thank god she&#8217;s older than she looks. She&#8217;s beautiful looking though, so i can soon see all the younger guys like Irelands Patriot etc soon sniffing round this girl \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-ZSyMEqrpwZc\/U5HJ-HnVxWI\/AAAAAAAACBI\/pju3MiYMZZQ\/s1600\/wintard+1.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-ZSyMEqrpwZc\/U5HJ-HnVxWI\/AAAAAAAACBI\/pju3MiYMZZQ\/s320\/wintard+1.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Aubh7J-hdJY\/U5HKBj9S5_I\/AAAAAAAACBQ\/R5DINQPhgC8\/s1600\/wintard+2.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Aubh7J-hdJY\/U5HKBj9S5_I\/AAAAAAAACBQ\/R5DINQPhgC8\/s320\/wintard+2.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-fOKmRBzn-bU\/U5HKElp-tKI\/AAAAAAAACBY\/lRKu7rrwDms\/s1600\/wintard+3.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-fOKmRBzn-bU\/U5HKElp-tKI\/AAAAAAAACBY\/lRKu7rrwDms\/s320\/wintard+3.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-wfEu6XiS_MA\/U5HKLeIdrlI\/AAAAAAAACBg\/ifz-rUrnl-E\/s1600\/wintard+6.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-wfEu6XiS_MA\/U5HKLeIdrlI\/AAAAAAAACBg\/ifz-rUrnl-E\/s320\/wintard+6.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p><b>Update: <\/b>Didn&#8217;t take long for NorthernMonkey to go and perv over her did it \ud83d\ude09<b><\/b><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-2rxm_i89rCg\/U5Ib4yX0XgI\/AAAAAAAACBw\/OB3e2J7tju4\/s1600\/dicky+butthurt.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-2rxm_i89rCg\/U5Ib4yX0XgI\/AAAAAAAACBw\/OB3e2J7tju4\/s1600\/dicky+butthurt.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>He&#8217;s sooooooo butthurt isn&#8217;t he lol. The best of it was, she just turned round and said &#8216;821, i don&#8217;t give a fuck&#8217;&#8230;. Dicky got told straight again \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, did i get a shock last night. Having only ever seen her in RealmanPwns room and hardly ever talking, i always assumed Wintard was a similar kind of woman and age to Luv1 and MichelleStacy etc. Like i do with most of the women on Vaughn, i flirt like fook with them when i&#8217;m&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9688,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1020,1757,397,1763,1751,168],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-birthday","tag-northernmonkey","tag-owned","tag-richard-swann","tag-vaughnlive","tag-wintard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}