{"id":6429,"date":"2015-10-20T22:57:41","date_gmt":"2015-10-20T21:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=6429"},"modified":"2015-12-22T13:27:51","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T13:27:51","slug":"sexychris-owes-the-council-420-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/10\/sexychris-owes-the-council-420-lol\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Owes The Council \u00a3420 LOL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After being evicted from Pennine Gardens, Chris went back today, to pick up his post and bring back any remaining belongings.<\/p>\n<p>Already in a mood over his RAM being apparently binned, he then discovers a lovely bill in his collection of post.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YGNrEVNL7Nk\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>See how Chris manipulates things? If his Mum hadn&#8217;t phoned the housing and let it slip that it was a bill for\u00a0<em>repairs,<\/em> not cleaning as he claims, a lot of people would feel more sorry for him, and more likely send him cash.<\/p>\n<p>He trashed that flat. Both Steven and his Mum have said several times, that the flat was lovely when he moved in, and he left it wrecked.<\/p>\n<p>The carpet, well! A brand new carpet, that is now covered in stale beer, puke, semen, and a bigger selection of food than you would find in an all-you-can-eat Banquet.<\/p>\n<p>Then we have the front door that was damaged. The kitchen door was broken off completely, and the walls were caked in shit, food, beer and vomit.<\/p>\n<p>So \u00a3420 to repair all that&#8230; i think he&#8217;s got a good deal!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After being evicted from Pennine Gardens, Chris went back today, to pick up his post and bring back any remaining belongings. Already in a mood over his RAM being apparently binned, he then discovers a lovely bill in his collection of post. See how Chris manipulates things? If his Mum hadn&#8217;t phoned the housing and&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}