{"id":6449,"date":"2015-10-23T11:52:42","date_gmt":"2015-10-23T10:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=6449"},"modified":"2015-10-23T11:52:42","modified_gmt":"2015-10-23T10:52:42","slug":"another-laptop-bites-the-dust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/10\/another-laptop-bites-the-dust\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Laptop Bites The Dust"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chris seriously needs to invest in a Raspberry Pi and code himself a robot to hold his drinks for him. Either that, or stop bleeding leaving his beer on his Computers\/Laptops.<\/p>\n

For those who are still wondering what’s happened to SexyChris, fear not, he’s alive and well.<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/a><\/p>\n

This was taken from Rizzo’s cast last night.<\/p>\n

This guy is worse than a 3yr old for breaking stuff. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. He must break things on average, every other day!<\/p>\n

Well, i think you can all predict what will be coming next…<\/p>\n

“AngelStormee, i love you. I love you Leah, always have done, now can you give me a ring, i need to speak to you”<\/p>\n

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\"John<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Chris seriously needs to invest in a Raspberry Pi and code himself a robot to hold his drinks for him. Either that, or stop bleeding leaving his beer on his Computers\/Laptops. For those who are still wondering what’s happened to SexyChris, fear not, he’s alive and well. This was taken from Rizzo’s cast last night.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6450,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2018,58,1232,2017,1457,1434],"class_list":["post-6449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-donations-needed","tag-ivlog","tag-jimmy-rizzo","tag-laptop-broke","tag-rizzo","tag-sexychris"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6449\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}