{"id":6608,"date":"2015-10-31T15:47:58","date_gmt":"2015-10-31T15:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=6608"},"modified":"2015-12-22T21:31:06","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T21:31:06","slug":"sexychris-lobster-farts-and-bras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/10\/sexychris-lobster-farts-and-bras\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris: Lobster Farts And Bra&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know people ask why we feature Chris so much. The truth is, you can watch and record every cast he ever does, and there will always be a talking point. I&#8217;ve trawled through hours of other casts, and not found one thing worth posting about.<\/p>\n<p>So with that, we come to yesterdays cast, where Chris dons his new King of Ivlog t-shirt, eats Lobster, and explains why he got threw out of Cash Converter&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Zg8xOO8lAmA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So with his \u00a38.50 Sea friend tasting like shit, Chris explains how his day goes from bad to worse, when he tried to purchase goods from his local Cash Converters.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ur2wgiPfFmE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So with no dinner, and being chucked out of the shop, what better way to \u00a0see the day out, than having a dance with your Mum&#8217;s underwear on?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Credit to the Anon for sending these in.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6610 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-1-744x368.png\" alt=\"Chris dances with his mums bra on 1\" width=\"744\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-1-744x368.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-1-420x208.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-1-768x380.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-1.png 1139w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6611 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-744x373.png\" alt=\"Chris dances with mums bra on\" width=\"744\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-744x373.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-420x210.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-768x385.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on.png 1186w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6612 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-2-744x379.png\" alt=\"Chris dances with mums bra on 2\" width=\"744\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-2-744x379.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-2-420x214.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-2-768x391.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-mums-bra-on-2.png 1136w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6613 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-3-744x372.png\" alt=\"Chris dances with his mums bra on 3\" width=\"744\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-3-744x372.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-3-420x210.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-3-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Chris-dances-with-his-mums-bra-on-3.png 1154w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Could you imagine if Chris, Anna and Stephen were to have their own Kardashian style Documentary?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They would be Millionaires lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know people ask why we feature Chris so much. The truth is, you can watch and record every cast he ever does, and there will always be a talking point. I&#8217;ve trawled through hours of other casts, and not found one thing worth posting about. So with that, we come to yesterdays cast, where&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6610,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2063,2064,58,2066,2065,1434],"class_list":["post-6608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bras","tag-farts","tag-ivlog","tag-kicked-out-of-shop","tag-lobster","tag-sexychris"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6608\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}