{"id":6840,"date":"2015-11-10T20:33:25","date_gmt":"2015-11-10T20:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=6840"},"modified":"2015-12-25T20:23:32","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T20:23:32","slug":"johnny-cardinal-number1-and-the-smelly-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/11\/johnny-cardinal-number1-and-the-smelly-fingers\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Cardinal: Number1 And The Smelly Fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor old Johnny. It&#8217;s not very often that his viewer amount passes double figures. So when he was featured early this morning, with 149 viewers, he went, predictably, nuts!<\/p>\n<p>After declaring it his best day ever, and thanking Miss Scruffy (although i&#8217;m pretty sure she would of been asleep in bed) he even got up and showed the girls his six(teen) pack.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6841 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free1-744x420.png\" alt=\"Chris does nothing for free1\" width=\"744\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free1-744x420.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free1-420x237.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free1-768x434.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free1-260x146.png 260w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free1-120x67.png 120w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free1.png 929w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6842 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free2-744x420.png\" alt=\"Chris does nothing for free2\" width=\"744\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free2-744x420.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free2-420x237.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free2-768x434.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free2-260x146.png 260w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free2-120x67.png 120w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free2.png 929w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6843 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free3.png\" alt=\"Chris does nothing for free3\" width=\"343\" height=\"228\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">LOL<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And as the audience grew, the more confident he became. Even responding to a request to get up and have a quick dance.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/F_-9vHShjog\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Despite that rancid, infected belly button on show, he, and the majority of the <del>trolls<\/del>\u00a0viewers enjoyed themselves \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6844 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free4-744x478.png\" alt=\"Chris does nothing for free4\" width=\"744\" height=\"478\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free4-744x478.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free4-420x270.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free4-768x493.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-does-nothing-for-free4.png 945w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor old Johnny. It&#8217;s not very often that his viewer amount passes double figures. So when he was featured early this morning, with 149 viewers, he went, predictably, nuts! After declaring it his best day ever, and thanking Miss Scruffy (although i&#8217;m pretty sure she would of been asleep in bed) he even got up&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6842,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2095,2097,1029,2093,2096,2094,671,1751],"class_list":["post-6840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-149-viewers","tag-belly-button","tag-featured","tag-johnny-cardinal","tag-manboobs","tag-number1","tag-rancid","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6840\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}