{"id":6862,"date":"2015-11-12T10:47:47","date_gmt":"2015-11-12T10:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=6862"},"modified":"2016-08-13T22:33:40","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T21:33:40","slug":"sexychris-debut-cast-from-new-flat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/11\/sexychris-debut-cast-from-new-flat\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris&#8217; Debut Cast From New Flat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After the broadcasting community having been Chris-less for the past few days, it was a relief to so many that the self proclaimed King of Vaughn, returned to their screens.<\/p>\n<p>So, from the confines of his new luxury abode, the sexy one was back. And back with a bang!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rDaXcH7dvHs\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Chris, pissing people off?? Never!<\/p>\n<p>The odd thing about this story is, getting punched from a boyfriend for looking at his woman. This shit happens everyday in pubs and nightclubs etc.<\/p>\n<p>But getting punched off the girls Mother, and then to be branded a Paedophile, fuck, how old was this girl you were &#8216;looking&#8217; at Chris?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, as nobody saw it, we can only speculate on the reason he got punched. Four times he got whacked in the kipper though. Ouch!<\/p>\n<p>But even being slapped about can&#8217;t keep a\u00a0<del><\/del><em>real\u00a0<\/em>King down! So after a few glasses of the infamous Frosty Jacks Cider, the sexy one put on a stunning performance of his now<strong> legendary\u00a0<\/strong>Hokey Cokey.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This\u00a0<strong>is\u00a0<\/strong>Gold!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_2047280344\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cldup.com\/O1pjhEkzHu.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Think we should start taking bets as to when his first noise complaint arrives \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the broadcasting community having been Chris-less for the past few days, it was a relief to so many that the self proclaimed King of Vaughn, returned to their screens. 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