{"id":6947,"date":"2015-11-14T19:38:31","date_gmt":"2015-11-14T19:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=6947"},"modified":"2015-12-25T21:39:05","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T21:39:05","slug":"rizzos-random-rants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/11\/rizzos-random-rants\/","title":{"rendered":"Rizzo&#8217;s Random Rants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you noticed how Rizzo can be just sat there, chilling to his music, no drama in his room, when suddenly, he&#8217;ll just think of somebody, totally random, and start bashing them?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/vid.me\/e\/Ud1M\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen scrolling=\"no\" height=\"550\" width=\"750\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine Rizzo going on a date? Half way through the evening, he suddenly shouts out &#8221; by the way there UKM, you are a fucking idiot, who&#8217;s too scared to Skype me, aye aye cherry pie&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You just know the woman is sneaking out of the toilet windows \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you noticed how Rizzo can be just sat there, chilling to his music, no drama in his room, when suddenly, he&#8217;ll just think of somebody, totally random, and start bashing them? Can you imagine Rizzo going on a date? Half way through the evening, he suddenly shouts out &#8221; by the way there UKM,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6951,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[259,1232,1550,2102,1457,2103,2101,1751],"class_list":["post-6947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-jimmy-rizzo","tag-jsteveo","tag-random-rants","tag-rizzo","tag-sarah62","tag-strange","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6947\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}