{"id":6952,"date":"2015-11-14T20:49:21","date_gmt":"2015-11-14T20:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=6952"},"modified":"2015-12-25T22:51:33","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T22:51:33","slug":"its-pennine-gardens-all-over-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/11\/its-pennine-gardens-all-over-again\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Pennine Gardens All Over Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What was supposed to be a new place, a new start for the Sexy, has quickly become Pennine Gardens, part 2.<\/p>\n<p>Remember how it started as a newly decorated, clean flat, but quickly became a vomit soaked shithole?<\/p>\n<p>Well, welcome to Chris&#8217; new flat.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mRXsa7m5M54\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>He really is a liability isn&#8217;t he. A guest pointed out that one day he&#8217;s going to fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his hand. God forbid. But you almost expect something to go seriously wrong every time he gets in this state, whether it be setting his flat alight, or falling on broken glass and cutting himself to pieces.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What was supposed to be a new place, a new start for the Sexy, has quickly become Pennine Gardens, part 2. Remember how it started as a newly decorated, clean flat, but quickly became a vomit soaked shithole? Well, welcome to Chris&#8217; new flat. He really is a liability isn&#8217;t he. A guest pointed out&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6955,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2106,726,17,2105,1434,2104],"class_list":["post-6952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-broken-bottle","tag-deja-vu","tag-drunk","tag-pissed","tag-sexychris","tag-southern-comfort"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6952"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6952\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}