{"id":7004,"date":"2015-11-15T20:51:29","date_gmt":"2015-11-15T20:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=7004"},"modified":"2015-11-15T20:51:29","modified_gmt":"2015-11-15T20:51:29","slug":"sexychris-wants-to-move-back-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/11\/sexychris-wants-to-move-back-home\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Wants To Move Back Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He was warned, time and time again, but his cocky, arrogant attitude dismissed it without a care in the world.<\/p>\n<p>We are of course, talking about Chris, when he was staying at his Mums. Every single day he abused her, and Stephen, claiming he hated being there and couldn&#8217;t wait to get his own place.<\/p>\n<p>Numerous times he was reminded that he wouldn&#8217;t get away with those antics at his new place, but Chris being Chris, thought he was untouchable, and he will be able to do what he wants, when he wants, anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Oh how quickly he&#8217;s come back down to earth!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-has-his-dongle-stolen.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7005 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-has-his-dongle-stolen.png\" alt=\"Chris has his dongle stolen\" width=\"500\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-has-his-dongle-stolen.png 500w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Chris-has-his-dongle-stolen-420x192.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There he is, cockiness non existent now, sobbing like a teenagers first night in prison.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This will sound harsh to any new readers to this blog, but everything he is describing with regards to his fears and feelings, are ironically, just how his poor Mother felt every night he stayed there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8216;Shouting&#8217; &#8216;kicking doors&#8217; sound familiar?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He was never going to get away with how he lived and treated people when he lived at home, or Pennine Gardens. Pennine was the perfect place for Chris. No noisy neighbours, no thugs, no drug dealers, just peace and quiet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But what did he do? Totally trashed the place, and caused his poor neighbours, the exact same treatment he is getting dished out now.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Karma?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He will look back now and think &#8216; what i would give to be able to go back to Pennine&#8217; because believe me, he will be\u00a0<strong>very<\/strong> lucky if he ever gets anywhere like that again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He thinks it&#8217;s bad because people were arguing and kicking doors? He wouldn&#8217;t last 5 minutes where i live lol. Round here, you are expected to glass\/bottle your best friend in a pub fight before you gain any respect. I have witnessed best friends, literally bite ears off, stick broken bottles in eyes (2 now have false eyes) and stab each other.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So no Chris, you are not in some Ghetto, you are just learning that spitting your dummy out will no longer get you what you want. It will more likely get you put in Hospital.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Welcome to the real world my friend!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was warned, time and time again, but his cocky, arrogant attitude dismissed it without a care in the world. We are of course, talking about Chris, when he was staying at his Mums. Every single day he abused her, and Stephen, claiming he hated being there and couldn&#8217;t wait to get his own place.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7005,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2110,2108,631,1434,2109,2107],"class_list":["post-7004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-arguing","tag-reality-check","tag-scared","tag-sexychris","tag-violence","tag-wants-mum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7004\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}