{"id":7162,"date":"2015-11-30T19:43:44","date_gmt":"2015-11-30T19:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=7162"},"modified":"2015-11-30T19:43:44","modified_gmt":"2015-11-30T19:43:44","slug":"chris-finds-his-soulmate-and-gollum-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/11\/chris-finds-his-soulmate-and-gollum-strikes-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Finds His Soulmate And Gollum Strikes Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When i first saw Chris with a dog, my thoughts were &#8216;oh ffs, that poor dog&#8217; but credit where it&#8217;s due, Chris was brilliant with it. Though pining for it&#8217;s owner, Chris didn&#8217;t shout at it (for once) and was actually calm, loving, and dare i say it, just like the old Chris.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to Storm.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6BaEHW3yhzY\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a long time since i&#8217;ve seen Chris so chilled and happy. I mean, he even shared his tea with Storm. Yes, Chris actually\u00a0<em>giving\u00a0<\/em>something, rather than taking.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l1A8hObDZ84\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Storm&#8217;s owner, Steve-o, later arrived with Gollum in tow, and surprise surprise, he had itchy fingers again once he spotted Chris&#8217; haul of alcohol.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IDNyJG8Wzc4\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You only have to take a look at those two to realise they are just scum. I wouldn&#8217;t let either of those two within 10ft of my gate, nevermind the house.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When i first saw Chris with a dog, my thoughts were &#8216;oh ffs, that poor dog&#8217; but credit where it&#8217;s due, Chris was brilliant with it. Though pining for it&#8217;s owner, Chris didn&#8217;t shout at it (for once) and was actually calm, loving, and dare i say it, just like the old Chris. Welcome to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7164,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2139,2138,58,1434,2141,2140,2137,2142],"class_list":["post-7162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chris2","tag-gollum","tag-ivlog","tag-sexychris","tag-smackheads","tag-steve-o","tag-storm","tag-thieves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7162\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}