{"id":7594,"date":"2015-12-27T11:57:13","date_gmt":"2015-12-27T11:57:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=7594"},"modified":"2015-12-27T11:58:59","modified_gmt":"2015-12-27T11:58:59","slug":"sexychris-i-wont-go-on-cam-because","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2015\/12\/sexychris-i-wont-go-on-cam-because\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris: I Won&#8217;t Go On Cam Because&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>..apparently people are making fun of him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7596 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Chris-sulks-about-being-called-names.jpg\" alt=\"Chris sulks about being called names\" width=\"345\" height=\"391\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Miss-Giggles, we\u00a0<em>haven&#8217;t\u00a0<\/em>called him a Paedo. We questioned why a 27yr old man would be wanting to have a 15yr girlfriend?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But anyway, we all know names don&#8217;t really bother Christopher. So just why is he doing this..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7597 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Chris-demands-\u00a320-to-go-on-cam.png\" alt=\"Chris demands \u00a320 to go on cam\" width=\"640\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Chris-demands-\u00a320-to-go-on-cam.png 640w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Chris-demands-\u00a320-to-go-on-cam-420x285.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Chris-demands-\u00a320-to-go-on-cam-50x34.png 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Couldn&#8217;t have anything to do with him wanting you all to buy his booze for the night could it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7598 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Chris-demands-\u00a321-to-go-on-cam.png\" alt=\"Chris demands \u00a321 to go on cam\" width=\"357\" height=\"39\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Chris-demands-\u00a321-to-go-on-cam.png 357w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Chris-demands-\u00a321-to-go-on-cam-50x5.png 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ah yes, of course.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The\u00a0<em>real\u00a0<\/em>reason he wanted another \u00a320 of the\u00a0<del>mugs<\/del> viewers, was because he was down to his last 14 beers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As it turned out, nobody gave him a penny, so just like a spoilt kid who realises his tantrums aren&#8217;t working, he did eventually give in and cammed up, with his booze&#8230;naturally \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>..apparently people are making fun of him. \u00a0 Miss-Giggles, we\u00a0haven&#8217;t\u00a0called him a Paedo. We questioned why a 27yr old man would be wanting to have a 15yr girlfriend? But anyway, we all know names don&#8217;t really bother Christopher. So just why is he doing this.. Couldn&#8217;t have anything to do with him wanting you all&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7597,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2216,1891,58,1661,1434,1310],"class_list":["post-7594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-20-for-cam","tag-conman","tag-ivlog","tag-scam","tag-sexychris","tag-sexychriswhile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7594\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}