{"id":7964,"date":"2016-01-30T16:53:17","date_gmt":"2016-01-30T16:53:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=7964"},"modified":"2016-01-30T16:53:17","modified_gmt":"2016-01-30T16:53:17","slug":"sexychris-blags-a-free-pro-account","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/01\/sexychris-blags-a-free-pro-account\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Blags A Free Pro Account"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With Vaughnlive out of the question, and Ivlog no longer an option, Chris has been forced to cast on what is probably one of the most embarrassing casting sites going, YouLiveNow!<\/p>\n<p>With them desperate for a caster that attracts more than 3 viewers, they were over the moon to see Chris come over, and were quick to praise him. Nearly as quick as they were to beg him not to get his cock out lol.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/b8yQyLrvPnc\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Then, out of sheer desperation, they bribe him with a &#8216;don&#8217;t show cock on cam for 14 days and we will give you a free Pro account&#8217; lmfao&#8230;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XzLS3drKfRE\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nSo Chris is now declaring &#8216; this is the best site going&#8217; after previously saying the exact same thing when on VaughnLive, then Ivlog. I&#8217;m just wondering which will come first; Chris getting his cock out, or him being fed up with the server crashing when more than 30 people enter&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Whichever comes first, you sense he&#8217;s not going to be around YLN for long!<\/p>\n<p><strong>*\u00a0<\/strong>Oh, just one more thing:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\ufffc<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Vaughnlive out of the question, and Ivlog no longer an option, Chris has been forced to cast on what is probably one of the most embarrassing casting sites going, YouLiveNow! With them desperate for a caster that attracts more than 3 viewers, they were over the moon to see Chris come over, and were&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7965,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2290,2289,2291,1310,2288,679,1263,1842],"class_list":["post-7964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bribed","tag-free-pro-account","tag-hair","tag-sexychriswhile","tag-slow-server","tag-steve-swetman","tag-wtf","tag-youlivenow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7964\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}