{"id":8162,"date":"2016-02-16T22:57:22","date_gmt":"2016-02-16T22:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=8162"},"modified":"2016-02-27T20:13:47","modified_gmt":"2016-02-27T20:13:47","slug":"sexychris-tax-bloody-tax-everything-is-tax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/02\/sexychris-tax-bloody-tax-everything-is-tax\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris: Tax Bloody Tax &#8211; Everything Is Tax"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The latest installment of the\u00a0<em>Chris lost his benefits\u00a0<\/em>saga continued this evening with a rant at Willsmac (Dude007) and Rach33 (Miss Piggy) where he amazingly blamed them for his dire financial situation.<\/p>\n<p>He was supposed to attend an appointment at 1pm today at his local Jobcentre, to sort out some hardship payments while his new claim is being sorted.<\/p>\n<p>But Chris, decides to wake up at 12.30pm and then refuses to go, because <em>\u00a0&#8216;it&#8217;s too cold&#8217;\u00a0<\/em>So no money for Chris for a while. Of course, none of this is his fault, so he decides to blame everybody but himself.<\/p>\n\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_1164811203\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cdn.streamable.com\/video\/mp4\/5wnl.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t\n<p>Just how he comes to the conclusion that people paying taxes are the reason he was filmed committing benefit fraud beats me.<\/p>\n<p>But the fact is, he will have to get use to living on \u00a373.10 a week if they stop his\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/dla-disability-living-allowance-benefit\/what-youll-get\" target=\"_blank\">DLA<\/a>\u00a0too. Not only that, the Jobcentre won&#8217;t accept his &#8216;too cold&#8217; or &#8216;just got up&#8217; excuses if he fails to sign on. They will just sanction him immediately.<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/government\/organisations\/department-for-work-pensions\" target=\"_blank\">DWP<\/a>\u00a0are as dodgy and bent as they come , and if you are not Legal savvy, they will do anything they can to make your life as unbearable as possible.<\/p>\n<p>Chris is going to go through hell. They will threaten him, lie to him, bully him, and do anything they can to be &#8216;rid&#8217; of him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Karma?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest installment of the\u00a0Chris lost his benefits\u00a0saga continued this evening with a rant at Willsmac (Dude007) and Rach33 (Miss Piggy) where he amazingly blamed them for his dire financial situation. He was supposed to attend an appointment at 1pm today at his local Jobcentre, to sort out some hardship payments while his new claim&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8164,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2356,830,2355,785,1027,2354,1026],"class_list":["post-8162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-always-the-victim","tag-busted","tag-dla","tag-dwp","tag-rach33","tag-sexychris-reported","tag-willsmac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}