{"id":82,"date":"2014-05-26T16:07:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-26T16:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/shez-and-his-giant-melons-baby\/"},"modified":"2014-08-07T22:11:43","modified_gmt":"2014-08-07T21:11:43","slug":"shez-and-his-giant-melons-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/05\/shez-and-his-giant-melons-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Shez And His Giant Melons Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know women get cravings when they are pregnant, but thank god my ex&#8217;s never sent me out for one of these.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-mksEkdoecI8\/U4NXcXYBqTI\/AAAAAAAAB6o\/HCRpL836Uao\/s1600\/shez+buys+a+19kg+watermelon+lol.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-mksEkdoecI8\/U4NXcXYBqTI\/AAAAAAAAB6o\/HCRpL836Uao\/s1600\/shez+buys+a+19kg+watermelon+lol.jpg\" height=\"320\" width=\"231\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s one big watermelon lol, but, it&#8217;s full of nutrients and goodness, so give the lady what she wants.<br \/>I just couldn&#8217;t imagine how on earth you would get that home from the shop though:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/blogger.g?blogID=1368002522106975118\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-BD6mIXUIZPY\/U4NYTpjboaI\/AAAAAAAAB6w\/uJQT4Z3AFHA\/s1600\/shez'+watermelon.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-BD6mIXUIZPY\/U4NYTpjboaI\/AAAAAAAAB6w\/uJQT4Z3AFHA\/s1600\/shez'+watermelon.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know women get cravings when they are pregnant, but thank god my ex&#8217;s never sent me out for one of these. That&#8217;s one big watermelon lol, but, it&#8217;s full of nutrients and goodness, so give the lady what she wants.I just couldn&#8217;t imagine how on earth you would get that home from the shop&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}