{"id":8247,"date":"2016-02-23T22:32:59","date_gmt":"2016-02-23T22:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=8247"},"modified":"2016-02-24T13:32:58","modified_gmt":"2016-02-24T13:32:58","slug":"iamsonchild-the-illuminati-broke-my-audio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/02\/iamsonchild-the-illuminati-broke-my-audio\/","title":{"rendered":"IamSonchild: The Illuminati Broke My Audio FACT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s threatened ISIS, took on the NSA agents, and told SexyChris he&#8217;s a pig! So it&#8217;s no surprise she&#8217;s become one of the worlds most wanted.<\/p>\n<p>With such giants as the FBI outwitted and the Worlds most psychotic Muslim extremists quaking in their boots, i suppose there was only the most powerful organisation on the planet that could attempt at silencing our Anita.<\/p>\n<p>The illuminati allegedly silenced Michael Jackson, put the fear of God into his daughter and have also allegedly\u00a0<em>disposed<\/em> of anybody who threatens their power.<\/p>\n<p>So there was only one option left to win the battle of illuminati v Anita:<\/p>\n<p>Delete her audio driver&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8248\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/pi-1.png\" alt=\"pi 1\" width=\"248\" height=\"430\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8249\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/pi-2.png\" alt=\"pi 2\" width=\"248\" height=\"412\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8250\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/pi-3.png\" alt=\"pi 3\" width=\"248\" height=\"412\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8251\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/pi-4.png\" alt=\"pi 4\" width=\"248\" height=\"412\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8252\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/pi-5.png\" alt=\"pi 5\" width=\"248\" height=\"412\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;<em>hubby trying to fix my music application, he&#8217;s getting specs&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Isn&#8217;t she just wonderful \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s threatened ISIS, took on the NSA agents, and told SexyChris he&#8217;s a pig! 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