{"id":84,"date":"2014-05-25T18:47:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-25T18:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/shez-jackson-russell-brand\/"},"modified":"2014-05-25T18:47:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T18:47:00","slug":"shez-jackson-russell-brand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/05\/shez-jackson-russell-brand\/","title":{"rendered":"Shez Jackson > Russell Brand"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think it’s clear that Mr’s Shez isn’t putting out lately, which considering she’s pregnant is understandable. The side effect of this is poor Shezzer is left with a sack the size of the London Eye and him wanting to bang anything that’s got a hole.<\/p>\n

Seem’s the testosterone has overloaded to his brain though:<\/p>\n

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                                                   Yeah, i mean, it’s a choice of<\/p>\n

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                                                                             or<\/p>\n

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Or to put it another way, would you want an illuminous green 6ft x 5ft attic , or live in a million pound mansion?  Or have models wanting you to bed them or have NorthernMonkey as your best friend?<\/p>\n

Yeah, i’m sure Katy Perry is devastated…..                                                                 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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