{"id":8558,"date":"2016-03-11T21:48:28","date_gmt":"2016-03-11T21:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=8558"},"modified":"2016-03-11T21:48:28","modified_gmt":"2016-03-11T21:48:28","slug":"sexychris-wanna-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/03\/sexychris-wanna-go-home\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris: I Wanna Go Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not the usual words you hear from Chris&#8217; mouth when he gets the luxury of staying at his Mums house. Free hot meals, heating on, free electric, normally he&#8217;s begging to stay.<\/p>\n<p>But rumour has it he&#8217;s buggered up another Router (just how do you break so many routers? i mean you put them in the corner of the room or something, then leave them alone) and due to his Mum&#8217;s address becoming the new Barrow pizza express depot, Chris was literally begging to go back to his flat.<\/p>\n<p>Only problem being, he want&#8217;s to take Anna&#8217;s router with him lol.<\/p>\n\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_1741424336\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cdn.streamable.com\/video\/mp4\/9154.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I like the way he say&#8217;s at the end &#8221; i&#8217;ll take your router then, 2 can play that game&#8221; like Anna and Stephen had took his lol.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not the usual words you hear from Chris&#8217; mouth when he gets the luxury of staying at his Mums house. Free hot meals, heating on, free electric, normally he&#8217;s begging to stay. But rumour has it he&#8217;s buggered up another Router (just how do you break so many routers? i mean you put them in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8560,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1829,2408,58,365,2406,2407,1434,2118],"class_list":["post-8558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anna","tag-i-wanna-go-home","tag-ivlog","tag-leave-me-alone","tag-pizza-delivery","tag-router","tag-sexychris","tag-stephen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8558\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}