{"id":8573,"date":"2016-03-17T10:19:39","date_gmt":"2016-03-17T10:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=8573"},"modified":"2016-03-17T10:19:39","modified_gmt":"2016-03-17T10:19:39","slug":"sirensea-wants-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/03\/sirensea-wants-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Sirensea Want&#8217;s Balls (Reposted)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know who&#8217;s pissed in Sirens&#8217;s cornflakes today. but some bastid has been winding her up.<\/p>\n<p>Me? What do you mean it&#8217;s me?<\/p>\n\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_1203960584\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cdn.streamable.com\/video\/mp4\/67k2.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I missed most of it because i was watching Ivlog and it was only when i got an email asking what have i done to Sirensea that i knew she was on.<\/p>\n<p>Either somebody has been winding her up, or it&#8217;s that dreaded &#8216;time of the month&#8217; because she was in a foul mood with me lol.<\/p>\n<p>We wouldn&#8217;t tell lies about Siren, or about anybody for that matter. Let&#8217;s just hope it was &#8216;women&#8217;s problems&#8217; and she doesn&#8217;t hate us too long.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know who&#8217;s pissed in Sirens&#8217;s cornflakes today. but some bastid has been winding her up. Me? What do you mean it&#8217;s me? &nbsp; I missed most of it because i was watching Ivlog and it was only when i got an email asking what have i done to Sirensea that i knew she&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1742,58,2416,2417,2105,206,578],"class_list":["post-8573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-balls","tag-ivlog","tag-karl-davies","tag-moody","tag-pissed","tag-sirensea","tag-ukm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8573\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}